current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
*stands up in front of English class* *smashes guitar* ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER BAD POEM
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion